Britney Story

Well, I was feeling rather smug about getting the ticket and looking forward with eager anticipation to seeing Britney performing live, when I heard another piece of news, even more exciting. Britney Spears would be staying in the very hotel where I worked the night after the concert. The hotel was a very expensive luxury one and its clientele was mostly made up of the very wealthy, however this usually meant rather staid, dull business people. The occasional B-list celebrity would stay there, but the arrival of Britney was a major event that had all the hotel staff talking, even those who'd seemed never to care about the beautiful star before now. Of course, my colleagues all knew of my love of Britney, I'd only spent the past few weeks going on about seeing her in concert almost all the time, so their enthusiasm for her upcoming arrival was often directed to me.

What if I ran into her coming down the corridor? Just a few days earlier, I was thrilled and excited by the possibility of simply seeing her from a distant at her concert and now there was the possibility, however slim, of actually meeting her. Well, I don't need to tell you that I practically creamed my pants (as I had done many times before in Britney's honour) at the thought of this. And as I thought about the possibility of seeing Britney so close up another idea began to form in my mind. If I could find some way of sneaking myself into her hotel room, which after all I could probably manage, I did work at the hotel, then I would have the opportunity of seeing Britney really close up and intimately.

Like all the millions of other men who fantasised about Britney, I'd spent many hours trawling the internet for good quality Britney nude pictures to put a real life image to all the fantasies that had enlivened my nights. However, I had always discovered, as I'm sure is the case for many other people, that these promised Britney nude shots were always either unconvincing fakes with Britney's smiling face stuck on someone else's body, or shots of the real Britney sunbathing topless taken with a blurry telephoto lens.