A good laugh turns into a new experience

I have a friend that works in theater and makeup, one night he got tickets to a "trans" ball and invited me to go with some friends as a joke. So I figure, throw on a skirt, toss some apples in a bra throw on a wig and go party. I show up at my buddy's house around 8. I figure we're gonna pre-game. He answers the door in full drag. He pretty much could've passed for a woman.

He took one look at me and said "dude you have to shave the beard". He proceeded to tell me how I was going to fuck up their good time of looking like a gang of sluts. So I head into the house and I see some acquaintances also dressed up, I say my hellos and head into the bathroom to shave. As i'm shaving he makes his way into the bathroom with what I can only describe as the ugliest crotchless bathing suit i've ever seen. "I'm gonna wear that?", "under your clothes" he replies "it's a padded bodysuit to give you hips and titties. Great. So I finish shaving and sloppily re-apply some makeup. He comes over and tells me to sit on the toilet and he'll do it.

In 15 minutes I had layers of a cake plastered on my face to the point where my skin was invisible. "I'm gonna sweat this off man" I told him. "Hey as long as you start out looking awesome. So I pull on the bathing suit thing and grab my little skirt and he points at my legs "dude you've gotta do something about the hair." I'm not shaving my fucking legs, I tell him. Here wear this. He tosses this stretchy denim one piece jumpsuit at me. "What am I a mechanic?" Jennifer Lopez wears those things. So I just roll my eyes shake my head and pull this thing on. I barely pull this thing on, practically popping out of it at the seams and he comes in with boots for me - i'm thinking to myself this guy is way to prepared for this shit.

So I squeeze my feet into these little boots (killing my toes). He's like "dude you look like a chick". I take a long look at myself in the mirror and sure as shit i looked like a chick - a 6 foot tall chick but a chick.